Storys

Halo 2: 

VAVE in a warthog be afraid: VAVE XC always crashes the warthog in halo 2 its really funny and he will kill me for writing this: we are on relic and me(GLL) is like you cant drive let me and hes like no and then he drives off the side of the map killing himself and the gunner(who I believe might have been NIXON 666) with me just barely making it out of the side seat to stay on dry land very funny stuff we were all laughing.

butcher bens amazing killtacular: quite simply I died on midship and ben was charged at by 2 men, he stuck 1 of em in the head which killed 2 of em as they ran up a ramp then he turned round and shot another guy behind him and says "Triple" and the the other guy runs up the other ramp and  he kills him with some sexy BR fire and screams killtacular and one of the finest ive ever seen.

Team mates who needs em:(Headlong) me(GLL) and MyAlIbI went into big team skirmish are whole team quit accept 1 guy but we carried on playing and I managed to sneak into the defending teams base along the right get the flag and bring it back the way I came with only 1 blue shooting at me who MyAlIbI put down as I ran right back into the base Just pure quality 8 vs 3 and we still won the game 2 flags to 1 (cos we both already had 1)

me(GLL) VS poorlymans bro on colossus: first kill of the match poorlymans bro runs for the overshield, I follow and panic cos hes invincible, I punched him once and screamed only one thing to do down the hole and then ran into him and pushed him into the hole! LOL BEST KILL EVER or close enough anyway, I didnt fall in after him and cos I punched him it counted as a beatdown top stuff!.

GLL: Triple kills/ killtaculars: some of my fave triple kills have been on Lockout holding the big tower with a sword or shotgun, also random well placed grenades on lockout are good,I had a great killtacular on Turf with the the warthog turret: a grenade hit the side and as the car flipped over about 3 times I killed 4 guys as I was spinning!. on Turf was when I was holding the hill with a smg and plasma rifle and killed 2 guys at the back of the tent and got double and killed a guy at the front with just the plasma rifle 2 make it triple. A classic triple was on Ivory Tower when 3 of blue team went to grab the flag which was now in between the window and the overshield ramp at the same time and I killed them with 1 rocket! and another on swat where I dropped in behind the flag carrier killed him and 2 others and then the final guy came running at me kiltacular!

Best ever bomb assult, single bomb, BTB skirmish coagulation, me(GLL),MyAlIbI, Darkgunner1985 plus some other guys went into this and in the last 15 seconds we all went up the right through the cave, Darkgunner1985 picked up the bomb and the camo pic up we got to the cave near blue teams base (we were red obviously) and they charged at us with a warthog and killed nearly all of us  in the small cave, Darkgunner1985 however dropped down on the left and walked right into blue base through the front door with the bomb lol I watched him as he did it I practicly let them kill me to distract them and once I was dead I saw him arm the bomb with 15 seconds counting down on the clock LOL no one was in blue base! they had all come for us! and so I respawned and the bomb was planted mission complete nice 1 gunner thats amazing stuff.

Team Brutes: Elongulation: my Team were quiting because the random who was with us had and know one wanted to play Team Brutes but when I heard "ud better quit u British fags" come from one of my oponents I decided to stay and shut them down, so F1uky bicth quit after 1 kill, butcher ben made no kills and EVILFATSLAPPER made 1 kill then quit so: me(GLL) vs 4 foul mouthed Americans, Anubisxxx, his guest Anubisxxx(G), HYVEE TRAILER, ScaryPizza, so basicly these guys had the lead and they kept racing to the spaws so I started crouching then getting up top and gained the advantage and tied the lead, when I did HYVEE TRAILER and ScaryPizza quit and I was left with the most mouthy one Anubisxxx (who went very quite when his friends left lol) and his guest and I kept the presure on and I started singing Rule Brtiannia as the game time ticked away.... Anubisxxx 9 kills, Anubisxxx(G) 4 kills, HYVEE TRAILER 4 kills, ScaryPizza 1 kill, GLL 21 kills, final score: GLLs Red Team 23, Blue Team 18,

Burial Mounds, Bomb assult, it was all level 0-0 with just our last run left, me(GLL), VAVE XC, Little Shug and a random guy who was very anoying: JuanGotti jr, vs a damn good team: proove itt, SchMOBinn, XxIVIuRdAxX and LeNkY21. I decided to make a quick run in the hog and picked up the bomb and got in the passenger seat, however we were closed down pretty fast we took 1 guy down in the skeleton I jumped out and pursuaded VAVE and Shug to keep going(Shug was driving), I the crept accross the center of the map as VAVE and Shug were Blown up in the base, I was crouching and I crept right into the base as I approached the bomb spot I spotted a man standing on the burning warthog looking the other way!, I kept creaping and he saw me just as I got so close there was nothing he could do I nailed him twice in the face with the bomb and then armed and planted it, priceless.

Halo 1: me(GLL) and VAVE XC were doing the co-op on Legendary and VAVE told me not to bring the warthog through a loading point inside the room cos we didnt really need the hog, I did anyway and all the marines died! well disappeared along with the warthog and it checkpointed and everytime we restarted at the checkpoint you could hear the marines screams which was very funny at the time.

Tom Clancys: Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter: me(GLL), VAVE XC and ExpandedFlame went on mission 1 of the online: the old town during this mission me(GLL) and VAVE got gunned down at the top of some stairs ExpandedFlame didnt see this and an enemy AI was standing right where VAVE was and VAVE had been wearing a terroist mask! just like the AI, ExpandedFlame thought the AI was VAVE and began saying"what should we do now man" and stuff to the AI who didnt open fire! as me and VAVE looked on in horror and amusement he then turned his back on the AI and went into a defensive stance, the AI stlll didnt fire!! ExpandedFlame again said "what should we do now man" and 2 seconds later the AI opened fire LOL and shot him in the back with ExpandedFlame screaming "what the hell are you doing man" this was so funny that I had tears in my eyes! 

Mad scientist!: Conflict Desert Storm: In one of the last conflict desert storm missions you have to take a scientist to defuse a Nuke me(GLL) and VAVE XC got the scientist all the way there when he was caught by a stray grenade but he didnt die! instead he became like a broken record repeating I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT over and over and we had 1 minute to defuse the Nuke, we then tried shooting the hell out of him and then healing him but he still keapt doing it it was crazy so VAVE shot the Nuke! which exploded and destroyed everything nice 1.

Perfect Dark N64: Mission 2: Datadyne investigation: me(GLL) and VAVE XC went through the whole mission on perfect agent (Hard mode) and at the end there are some drone guns! we tried to take them out but we couldnt cos of our low health and VAVE died he came back so I waited for him and we came up with a plan... I sent in the camspy and wedged open the door beyond the drone guns (the level exit) and we prepared to make a run across the final room so...VAVE opened the door and screamed run! and we both made a run towards the end of the level screaming and stuff the guns began to tear me up blood spurted everywhere and halfway down the corridor I got gunned down VAVE saw this and was like Greg noooo! and VAVE then started taking damage screaming no! nooooo! because we would have to do the whole mission again and just when it looked like he was gonna die the end cutscene came on! wo! hooo! cos I wedged the door open before hand he didnt need to even enter the next room just get with range of this cutscene load up fantastic stuff.

Call of Duty 3: CTF: (insert level here lol its got a river and a corn field) me(GLL) got into the german teams tank when it spawed at there base and VAVE came to support me with another tank we took out everyone and I shouted go for the bike, VAVE got the flag and got into the side car and I drove him back to our base through the graveyard doging bullets and tank fire - Priceless

Call of Duty 3: CTF: (insert level here lol its got a river and a corn field) we at 2 flags each and it looked like a draw, me(GLL) went into the german base with 1:30 on the clock grabed the flag and smashed a player in the face with it who came out of the basement house and then ran through the graveyard and past our teams tank, as I did this VAVE XC said "thats it GLL go for it", and I pointed out to him I had 30 seconds on the clock and if I died it was all over "SHIT" VAVE said, as I apoaoched our teams house I took to shots in my left guessing they hit my arm cos I survived and then as I aporoached the flag at the back 3 enemy men aproached me 1 with rockets so I screamed and went straight for the flag and I got blown up just as I scored it and the last 6 seconds counted down on the clock game set and match lol.

Goldeneye N64: VAVE XC on a mission!: Golden gun: The facility: Team 1: VAVE XC (as Trevelyan) Team 2: me(GLL)(as Bond) our mate Martin Tarakanic (as Bond also) and VAVEs sister Lara(as Natalya) we were keeping VAVE away from the golden gun by camping out in the toilets then I started to run out of ammo cos martin was hogging it all as usual at this point VAVE was 2 kills behind us cos of the added numbers we had on are team and stuff and I had 1 bullet left when VAVE came bursting through the door with A KLOBB!!!!(THE WORST WEAPON ON THE GAME!!) I shot and missed and martin got gunned down I dived in the nearest cubical on the left as this happened, I had no ammo! so VAVE destroyed me too, the slap attack couldnt save me! and then went to work on his sister who was in a cubical on the other side and just as I respawed the game time ended and VAVE won by 1 kill! shocking stuff!

Goldeneye N64: Remote Mines: The Caverns:Team 1: VAVE XC (as Trevelyan) Team 2: me(GLL)(as Bond) and our mate Martin Tarakanic (as Bond also): about midway through the game VAVE chased me with an assult rifle and all I had was a pistol I hid in the farthest door (theres like a space in between two doors and you can go no further) VAVE was advancing towards me when all of a sudden he took a shot out of nowhere and was like what the hell and said in a low voice "wait theres someone there" and Martin comes out from behind th pillar it ws like a proper ambush and I opened my door to help fight and got killed but VAVE got killed by Martin it was great proper funny. 

Goldeneye N64: Remote Mines: Free for all The complex me(GLL) and Martin were supposed to be on the same team against VAVE however we forgot to set this up but we said we would work as a team anyway, I had mines in me hand and he appeared across from me and was like Hi Greg and I was like Hi Martin and threw a mine at him and detonated it next to his head LOL funny as.

Goldeneye N64: Predator mode(Invisiblity code): (Whatever has AK 47): The facility:Team1 VAVE XC Team 2 me(GLL)and Martin: The goal was to stop VAVE becoming invisible with the code and destroying us however martin had another plan! to hog all the weapons and run away from VAVE, right to the labs and VAVE was in the room next to the toilets , YOU IDIOT! MARTIN, this was awfull I had no guns and VAVE had nearly finished the code so I tried to slap him to death and failed and he destroyed us when he became invisible.Predator mode adds some serious tension.

Goldeneye N64: Proximity mines escape!: The basement: Free for all: VAVE XC (as Trevelyan) me(GLL)(as Bond) and our mate Martin Tarakanic (as Bond also) I went to the toilet in the middle of a game and rather than kill me VAVE wanted to be a bit sadistic instead he planted a circle of proximity mines around my player and when I returned I could see a mine infront of me so I decided I would try and get away and amazingly by pressing strafe and scrambling out of the door next to me I got away with practicaly full health and all of them got set off!

Goldeneye N64 Hostage: Golden Gun: The basement :Team 1: VAVE XC (as Trevelyan) Team 2: me(GLL)(as Bond) and our mate Martin Tarakanic (as Bond also) VAVE ran up to me just as I had spawed (and you start with no guns on Goldeneye) so I told him to take me hostage eventually he agreed, he then made me slide along the floor (you dont crouch right in Goldeneye lol) then he made me kneel in the corner of the golden gun room with his gun pointed right at the back of my head, Martin atempted a daring rescue and failed miserably lol, I got shot in the head and then he got shot but this was so funny and entertaining I didn't care that we lost at all.